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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Colds not welcome...

Crap. Damn. Hell. I'm sick.

I was trying my best to deny it...after all, I always wake up and have a sneezing fit. Then, yesterday, I thought it was allergies since the maintenance men at the apartment were sweeping up all sorts of leaves.

The constant sneezing and watery eyes? Allergies! Yeah, that's it!

And the achy feeling? Well, I worked out! Of course I'm achy!

And the parched feeling? Well, it's drier out here. I just need to drink more water!

However, this morning, I had no excuse for the sore throat.

Crap. Damn. Hell. I'm sick.

I know nobody actually enjoys being sick, but man, this really sucks.
I. don't. want. to. be. sick. (imagine crossed arms, big fat pout and stomping foot!)

What this cold doesn't realize is that it is doooooomed....Mwahahahaahahaha!! I'm going to drown the bastard out! It thinks it's got the best of me? HA!

Just you wait, Mr. Virus. I've got a thing or two planned for you! Oh yeah! What's that? You want to know what? None of your damned business! You'll see when you get bombarded! You are not welcome here.

Now, get out!

27 comments:

Susan in va said...

Yeah, virus. GET OUT!!

....and stay away from me....

Winter said...

I just got over being sick! Good luck!

Vicki said...

crap dang hell. that is funny. My husband would say something like that.

There is a new medication out there that is supposed to help the virus go away faster. You put it up your nose via a qtip type application. I used it the last time I was sick and it works!!!

Steven Novak said...

Mr. Virus is gonna kick your ass.

Knockout in Rd. 3.

I've put my money on it. :)

Steve~

Claudia said...

Susan...I think we need to banish the virus to another dimension!

Welcome Winter...thanks!

Vicki...yeah, I know the stuff...it's zinc. My sis got it for me once and it was not pleasant!! I think I'll stick to drowning it out!!

Steve...you are sooo going to lose!! :P

Doppleganger said...

Yeah, I just started a cold yesterday. For me - first it was a sore throat and then today it's stuffiness (and I don't have allergies to blame it on). I just hope it stays away long enough for hte two day flag football tournament this weekend.

I hope you kick Mr. Virus' butt quickly and without mercy!

Matt said...

I just gave myself food poisoning last night. I should have done the smell test. damnit.

Dan said...

I feel the need to fumigate my keyboard! :)

Hey! Feel better soon, OK?

mist1 said...

Feel better. Don't breath on me.

Claudia said...

DG...we're working in reverse with our colds....death to the virus! No mercy!!

Matt...oh...sorry to hear that. Sometimes even the smell test is misleading!!

Dan...Hurry! Before it's too late!!

Mist...I am holding my breath

The CEO said...

I have it. It sucks big time.

Willowtree said...

Whoa there Claudia! Ease up on the cough syrup, that shit's full of alcohol.

On the other hand, this was a funny post.....

Tiggerlane said...

I'm holding out hope. I still think it's allergies --- after all, allergies CAN make your throat scratchy! I've "not been sick" twice this winter - I still think it was allergiest.

Great post! You planning on drowning the bastards in alcohol?

Claudia said...

CEO...we have to join forces! Drive the bastard virus out!!

Willow..hehe...I haven't even had any alcohol or cough syrup...yet!

Tigger...I think the alcohol will have to wait until tonight....sshhhh!! don't tell the virus!

Karmyn said...

Out Damned Virus. Beat it up, Claudia. Good luck

SongBird said...

Good luck beating the cold!!

Ashley said...

oi.
i hear ya. the jan-feb time is deffinitley the worst time to get a cold.
eveyrne has one!
hope youre feeling better soooon!

James Burnett said...

Hot lemon tea with honey and a fat red pepper in it. That's my cure.

Pamela said...

zinc and Vit C....

Stephanie said...

Poor Claudia!!

But funny post!

Oi!! I just have a case of the tireds, myself...

Odat said...

I thought it was my allergies too...but it wasn't...I did everything to KILL IT!!!!! It only lasted 10 days,,,,&(*&)*^%$%^&* crap and Damn and shit and fuck....(shhhhh, I didn't really say all that)..but I hope you feel better.
Peace

Heather said...

This year was Christmas with my hubby's family. We bonded over some virus. Every single one of us.

Claudia said...

Karmyn...the fight goes on...

songbird...thanks...and did I mention I love the cardinal?

ashley..yep...thanks!

James...red pepper...with hot liquid? What are you trying to do--kill me??? :)

Pamela..and hot tea...and orange juice and more tea and....and...hot shower/bath...and... :)

Stephanie...case of the tireds?? You soo remind me of the Office Space with that line!! LOL!!

Odat...ONLY 10 days?? Nooooooo!!!

heather, nothing brings a family together like a snotfest, eh?

Melissa said...

I hope you're feeling better Claudia! I have been lucky so far...I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Claudia said...

Melissa, it's still hanging on, stupid vicious virus...whatever it is that you're doing to not get sick, keep doing it!!

marnie said...

Well, that just plain sucks. I managed to make it a whole year without catching anything too horrible..

..did I just jinx myself?

Crankster said...

On the bright side, it gives you an excuse for sleeping a lot!