SO, it seems I have won the lottery!! Yes! I won!! And without even playing!! Woohoo!! I'm rich (imagine gold and coins all over the place!) And all I have to do is send the Irish National Lottery a bunch of information-all about me!! Aren't they sweet???
We are pleased to notify you that your email address was luckly
selected among other email during our montly Irish National Lottery
Online Promo Programme held on the 1st of Octomber 2007
You have therefore been approved with a serial number 5368/02 to
claim a total grand sum of 1,350,000 Euro.
Congratulation From All Member and staff of the Irish Board.
You are to fill the verification form below and return to your
assigned Fudicary Agent address as shown below.
Now, I knew that in some of the Irish accents, the letter H becomes silent (Thursday becomes Tursday) but I never knew that they actually translated that into their writing!! The tings you learn! I never knew Ireland had a montly lottery!
But I do wonder...how can they have only on Member on the Irish Board? I'm glad that my email was luckly picked though. How many other email did they have? Gosh, they must have gotten my email back when I visited over 10 years ago! I didn't realize when I visited that they didn't have October in Ireland. No, apparently they have Octomber. I supposed I couldn't be expected to know that-I was there for only two weeks in July!
I have to admit though...I'm feeling a bit ignorant. What the hell is a Fudicary Agent? Oh! I know! Elmer Fudd's agent! I'm not sure what he has to do with the Irish National Lottery. He better keep his hands off my money!