I am soooo screwed!!
I've not even been back in California a week and already I'm freezing my buns off!! Really!! I'm just not meant for cold weather!! I was born near the equator! I don't belong anywhere cold, or even chilly!
I've turned into wimpsicle-a frozen wimp!! Yep, that's moi!
I hope my nose doesn't fall off. It's not very big to begin with and I think I'd look pretty damn weird with no nose. I mean, sometimes in Florida, I'd be in an air-conditioned store and my nose would start to ache from the cold!!! Then, as soon as I'd get back outside into 80some degree weather, my whole body would relax and just soak it in, letting me and my nose thaw out! Now, here I am and the temp's not even hitting 70 for a high!! This is serious!
To give you some idea of just how ugly this is going to get for me...I actually used a blanket when we had the AC on in Florida!! Then, when we finally turned off the AC because the high was only 84 or so, I felt wonderful. I just looooooved it!! I didn't feel cold at all, but not hot either! Just like Goldilocks said...it was juuuuuust right!
But now?? Now...well, I'm freezing. Didn't I say that already? If I didn't, let me say it now-- I'm freezing!! And yes, I am going to keep bitching about it. While it may not make the cold go away, at least I'll get riled up enough to keep my toes from going numb! It's so bad that I've even contemplated getting those f-UGG-ly fur lined boots...but good taste has to prevail. If only I could just hibernate.