Saturday, March 21, 2009

classic moments

Thursday, sitting in class, a student wanders in late, looking for a place to sit. We all sort of stare at him for a few seconds, no one recognizing him.

Finally, someone says, "Are you sure you're in the right class?"

He looks around confused, "Isn't this 314?"

"No, this is 415."

"I thought 314 was in here on Tuesdays."

"It's Thursday."

"Really? Today's Thursday?"

"Uh, yeah..." several people answer.

As he heads out the door, the teacher says, "Back to the bar."